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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 15:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can you share summer photos? Day 8

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

I wore a Trump hat to a doctor’s visit. The doctor made a strange comment, he was obviously on the opposite political point that make me uncomfortable. What shall I do on my next visit?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Astronomers discover most powerful cosmic explosions since the Big Bang - Live Science

They put up a sign reading

No way

Still no good.

Journal tells author its retracting three papers for concept that ‘violates’ law of thermodynamics - Retraction Watch

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?