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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

Then came..

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What was your worst experience while living with roommates?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Where's Marty McFly's guitar? Search is on for 'Back to the Future' prop 4 decades later - NBC News

Still no good

No way

No, not a chance

Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

If women see themselves as free, dignified, human beings just as good as men, can Trump hang it up and just lose in a landslide at last? How can men who like and respect women help improve womens' self-esteem?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

After 600 Years, Astronomers Finally Solve the Mystery of the Missing ‘Guest Star’ - Gizmodo

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

The Best Tea for Lowering High Blood Pressure, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

What happens to single guys when they get older?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics